I’m trying to print the wedding invitations.  This is a job for smarter people than I (than me?).

My photo printer does not like vellum.  In fact, it detests it mightily.

It also doesn’t like the size of the reply cards and sends me nasty messages telling me so.  Get over yourself, Epson.

My elderly laser printer doesn’t like the font the bride chose, so it panics and plays dead.

And I thought this was going to be the easy job?????

I think I’ll go outside and look at the tulips again.