war stinks

I went to Walmart (really, do I ever go anywhere else???) Thursday.  It was about 127 degrees in that parking lot, which was 18 miles long.  And it was approximately 149 degrees in the Garden Center, which made hauling dirty plants around really fun.

I spent $22.38 on new cherry tomato plants.

And if the deer eat these, I will be bankrupt.  And Banjo Man will cry.

But……I have a new weapon in my arsenal in the War Against Skinny Over-populated Protected Deer:

My daughter told me her father-in-law swears by it.  Wish me luck.

Now I know why Banjo Man has never been attacked by wild animals.

MorePie Weather Report:
We’ve had 10 days of summer sunshine.  Which means it has been hot.  And uncharacteristically humid, too.  I actually turned on the a/c, after having been schlepping across the Walmart Sahara Parking Lot and all.  Between canning and cooking and cleaning and blistered boobs, it was time to wimp out and cool down.

Which could be a bumper sticker.

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5 Responses to war stinks

  1. nancy r's avatar nancy r says:

    It was the soap but maybe that will have the same affect. 🙂

  2. Sharon's avatar Sharon says:

    My hairdresser says a farmer asks for the hairclippings that she sweeps up in the salon. He spreads it around his crops. She says something in the hair repells the critters. I’m not sure if a deer is considered a critter, maybe she means rabbits, raccoons, and hedgehogs. Maybe I should google it.

    Irish Spring deoderant, if it doesn’t work, at least you’ll have “manly” smelling deer. 🙂

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