What we saw in Lincoln, Nebraska today:

This is true.

And quilters?  There are gazillions of them.  And they’re proud of it.

Here is Nebraska Jack fixing his every-Sunday-at-8 AM-breakfast. We love his food.  And he looks good in yellow.

Want to guess what this Nebraska farmer is doing?

I know you can’t guess, so I’ll tell you:

He is describing his recent cataract surgery.

Which is kind of scary.