As soon as I finish writing this book, which will be any day now if my brain continues to function, I am going to buy a new hat and a brown umbrella.
And I may or may not wear underwear.
Just thought I’d warn you. This is what the future is going to look like.
I can’t wait.
is there any more pie? 
Is that Brittany Spears?
That woman looks very content. I say go for it.
I’m already there, but I must confess that I don’t have a hat. It’s best to not wear underwear in case you have to get to the bathroom really quickly.
And you can pee in your upside down umbrella!