How to make Banjo Man’s Saturday Garbage Soup:

1. Clean out the refrigerator.

2. Dump everything you find into a pan, including past-their-prime vegetables and a lump of baked garlic.

3. Saute, add water and simmer while you take the rest of the garbage (the “inedibles”) to the dump in More Pie’s truck.

4. Light candles, as the smell of old cabbage will make More Pie complain.

5. Serve to yourself.  Eat by yourself.  Enjoy by yourself.  Never share with others, who wouldn’t touch it with a ten-foot spoon anyway.