Let me tell you about my colonoscopy… (please don’t click off this website–I promise no gory details):
Last Tuesday I was on the table surrounded by instruments and two nurses, while the doctor was busying himself gathering his tools, etc. The song on the speakers came on: “Hooked on A Feeling”.
My doctor, a sweet man, was singing his little heart out. Loudly. In tune, mostly.
I just got this feeling, deep inside of me, girl you just don’t realize what you do to me…
The nurses, busy hooking me up to things, started singing along.
And I said to the doctor, “Have you knocked me out yet?”
“No, not yet!”
“Good,” I said, “because I know all the words, too.”
So we all sang along to the song until it was over and that’s all I remember.