There are many differences between men and women.
There are many differences between fathers and mothers.
There are many differences between Banjo Man and me.
For instance, for Christmas I gave Sarge a crock pot.
He was very pleased. I also gave him lentils and soup mixes.
He likes lentil soup and he wants to learn how to make it, so this was a good thing.
Banjo Man gave him a toilet seat.
A used toilet seat.
With a bullet hole in it.
Look how happy he is!
The toilet seat is from the out house where our faraway cabin-in-the-mountains is. The cabin is there, the out house no longer stands.
Sarge has big plans to fix up the cabin next summer. Plans that include building a new out house.
Banjo Man was happy to support the project.
(Son #1 pronounced this to be the worst Christmas present in the world, but he doesn’t like crock pots either.)
