Yes, I know I skipped Day 3 but tonight at dinner I drank this.
Day 3 had been fantastic and I have pictures, but I drank tequila tonight and can’t feel my face. I will tell you about it tomorrow.
We went to dinner at Oscar’s Bar and Grill in Limon, Colorado tonight. It had been a long day on the road.
I’d had to get cranky with Banjo Man a few times. He thinks the GPS works immediately. He thinks the search engine on my phone works perfectly and easily in response to any question that pops in his head. He is frustrated when he has to wait more than ten seconds for an answer.
He demands directions from the GPS and then doesn’t believe them.
He eats constantly, meaning he wants me to find his chocolate or sunflower seeds or Triscuits or oyster crackers every fifteen miles or so.
I told him I felt like a vending machine.
He knew he’d pushed me too far today and wanted to make it up to me and go to dinner. I honestly would have been fine with my Honey Nut Cheerios again, but Banjo Man insisted.
I ordered a shot of tequila and a glass of ginger ale and lime. I mixed them.
It went straight to my head. Which was a very good feeling after 380 miles on the road with the Tapeworm.
Back at the hotel parking lot I tried to unlock the truck by pushing the security alarm button. Banjo Man’s face???? Priceless! I laughed til I cried, doubled over in front of the brand new La Quinta by Wyndham, while the alarm blared.
By the way, they accept pets here. One couple has two WOLVES. I kid you not.
So, Colorado. Land of weed and pet wolves.
And John Denver, too, and doesn’t that feel like a hundred years ago?