Banjo Man has discovered his spice-filled luggage was searched at the Austin airport.
His bag of expensive tarragon is missing.
Someone stole it. Either it’s being analyzed at a lab or someone tried to smoke it.
Thank goodness we weren’t arrested for spice-smuggling as we were leaving Austin.
Can you imagine the police officer trying to explain this to me, a woman with Kleenex-stuffed infected ears?
“Ma’am, you are under arrest.”
“You are under arrest.”
“What did you say? I’m going to sleep on the plane…”
“YOU ARE UNDER ARREST, ALONG WITH YOUR HUSBAND, FOR TRAFFICKING DRUGS DISGUISED AS GROCERY STORE SPICES!!!!”
“Excuse me while I laugh my a** off, officer. And can I get a picture of you for my blog?”