Banjo Man now has what he calls “bionic eyes”.

He is thrilled.

So am I, especially because I’m about to get in a car with him and drive for 3000 miles.

But there’s one strange side affect, most likely caused by going from thick glasses to no glasses:  without the distortion of glass, everything seems bigger.

For instance, he became transfixed by the size of the tv remote.

“I need to pick it up with two hands,” he cried.

“Look at my new shoes!  They’re HUGE!”

“The forks look 18″ long!”

It goes on and on.

And it is hilarious.

I don’t know how long it will take him to adjust, but for now Life Among The Giants is keeping Banjo Man very busy.