I have a very ugly bathroom. It has always been ugly, actually. The kids painted it brown for me about twenty years ago. I thought it would look elegant with white trim and hide the ugly wood-trimmed medicine cabinet and lighting fixture.
It didn’t look elegant.
Four weeks ago I asked Banjo Man if he would paint one wall for me (I was always the painter in the family but can no longer do such a thing, which irks me no end) so I could get a mirror and a new light.
We had lots of ivory paint leftover from the kitchen remodel, so all he had to do was haul the giant bucket upstairs and stir the paint for an hour or two (just kidding).
He ended up painting two walls with three coats of paint.
And he painted the cabinet doors.
And then my hero decided to paint the whole damn bathroom, which was an excellent decision.
I bought a curved shower rod, which was a nightmare to install.
I bought a towel holder that was also a nightmare to install and was returned to Amazon, along with a scathing review.
As Banjo Man stepped out of his shed (after a search for screws for the shower rod) last Sunday afternoon he came within seconds of being hit by an Amazon delivery truck. The sound of screeching brakes still gives me the shivers.
I spent an entire morning reading about toilet paper holders. Did you know there are approximately seven different designs?
Here’s the winner, which I love:
I don’t take my cell phone into the bathroom (so I don’t need that shelf), but I really, really loved the double roll design. It must have been easy to install, because I heard no bad words coming from the bathroom whilst my husband was completing the task yesterday.
The 36″ square mirror weighed a lot. So Banjo Man built a shelf for it to rest upon. I have always wanted a shelf so my joy knew no bounds. I couldn’t believe we hung the monster mirror without breaking it.
Oh, the joy!
I think I’m going to decorate with navy blue, but I’m not sure. I’ve been to Home Goods and TJ Maxx, but their hand towel selections are almost all white or gray. I don’t care for gray, ever. And I’m tired of white. But I’m in no hurry to decide.
Here’s the just-about-finished photo. It’s not up to Pinterest standards, but it’s a huge improvement and I am absolutely thrilled. The new plantation blinds arrived yesterday, which is Banjo Man’s final task.
It’s amazing what paint can do, isn’t it?