go big red

It’s 11:30 PM and I’m way too tired to blog tonight. I apologize, but I really have to go to bed now. The Nebraska-Idaho Reunion is in full swing here. Tonight I served dinner to 11 (spinach-mushroom-peppers lasagna and homemade meatballs), which was great fun because these folks really enjoy laughing and telling stories and eating everything I put in front of them. They’re easy like that. Dessert was peach pie (what else) and frozen raspberry cream pie with oreo crust and Dancing Mandolin Player’s raspberries made into a sauce.
Last night there were only seven of us, and I cooked enough pork ribs for 2 dozen guests. Tomorrow I’m making everyone eat leftovers.
Tomorrow is band practice, lunch at Bull River, a tour of a sawmill, cocktails in Montana (near the top of a mountain) and maybe even some music, unless we’re all too tired to remember words to any songs.
Will (aka son #2) spent the afternoon fishing and caught a couple of fish, but he threw them back. He saw three very large fish near the dock, but they ignored his new lures.
I’ll add pictures tomorrow if I get up early, shower, make appetizers and have a free hour before I leave for band practice. In other words, don’t get your hopes up. 🙂

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what our grandmothers wore

Wednesday afternoon was the first-ever Dock Day With Grandma.

This will take some explaining, which I will do in the morning after everyone else heads to town to continue the Nebraska reunion festivities.

But I had to share this picture with you.    It was taken before we drank four bottles of white wine and sucked down espresso root beer floats.

We loved our outfits.  Well, some of us did.  One thought it made her butt look big.

 

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annual thrift store day

For the past four years my French friend Janou and I spend one August day cruising the thrift shops.  Today was it.

We went to breakfast on the golf course.  And agreed that we would never have the urge to play golf, but the view was pretty.

And before we hunted bargains, we had to go to Home Depot to return a chain saw.

Just your typical north Idaho errand.

The two of us stood in the chainsaw-hedge clipper-blower aisle and discussed the pros and cons of each one of them until we came to our senses and headed to Goodwill.

Janou finds it difficult to clean her closet. In other words, she cannot get rid of clothes. She is petrified that I will “help” her one of these summers, so I like to pretend I am going to drop in with a box of garbage bags.  I guess I shouldn’t do that, because one of these days she is going to be mad at me.  And not invite me over to watch television on Monday nights.

Here she is donating a dress from the 1980’s.
Yes, the 1980’s.

Next stop: animal shelter thrift store.  I bought votive candles for my daughter’s wedding (salmon pink is her color), 2 glass pie plates, a novel by Tess Gerritsen and a cowgirl outfit (size 12 months).  I don’t know why I bought the cowgirl outfit, except that it was so cute and I figure I will meet someone someday who will love it and its matching pink plaid fleece vest.

On to..

… where I found a guitar-shaped wooden cutting board.  A treasure, I tell you, a treasure.

A trip to town always includes a grocery store, and we loaded up with necessary items, like canned chilies, pork ribs, oatmeal and paper plates.

And then to a used clothing store…

…where I saw a red-fringed top (Neiman Marcus!!) exactly like the one Wanda Jackson wore  in the photo I put up in a previous post.  In case you don’t remember, Wanda is a rockabilly legend whose fashion style tends towards red sequins, red fringe, red skirts, red boots, diamonds and big hair.

I tried on the top.  Janou said I had to buy it.  Even though it made me look a little insane and there is one chance in a thousand I would ever wear it.  But it might have been Wanda’s, right?  It could have some rockabilly magic in its fringe.  And maybe one of these years we’ll be invited to a Halloween party.

After all that excitement we had to take a break for gelato.  That is also a tradition on this annual shopping trip.  I bought a leaf-shaped cookie cutter for my pie crust in the store next to the gelato freezer.

My watch had stopped, which meant I thought we were doing well with our time, but I was running 30 minutes late and needed to be home in time to heat up the ribs and make the chili rellenos casserole and appetizers, etc. for the Nebraskans who would be arriving (or may have already arrived).

But first, there was one more store.
It won’t take long, Janou said.  Just a quick peek.
And there inside, near the front of the store, lay a pair of red leather boots.

And next to them were a pair of blue and black cowboy boots.

Love at first sight.  I almost didn’t try them on because the size was too small.  And with cowboy boots you usually need a larger size than normal.  But they were beautiful, so I pulled a sock out of my purse (don’t ask me why I carry one sock in my purse, because I don’t know–it’s there and that’s where it lives) and I put one of those boots on and it fit.

Cinderella time, baby.

We stopped on the way home to take a picture for the blog (Janou insisted–isn’t she funny?).

I’m having a “Wanda Moment” by the lake (please ignore the white shorts and black tank top and the old wrinkly knees).

I wore these boots for two more hours while I made dinner and partied with the Nebraskans.  I simply couldn’t take them off because they were the most perfect boots ever.

I don’t like shoe stores.  I don’t like buying shoes or trying on shoes or watching anyone else buy shoes.  Rarely do any shoes fit or feel good, except for my Merrell sandals that I bought half-price 2 years ago on a 3-minute trip to Macy’s and wear all year round.

But now I know the thrill of finding the perfect shoe.  I now understand you shoe-shoppers out there.

I get it.

And so I bought the red boots, too.

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monday morning

Random thoughts from the West:

Weather Report:  cool, cloudy and looks like rain.  Small whitecaps on the lake.  A good day to wear jeans and dig out the sweatshirt.

We can’t wait for Jeff and Angela’s wedding.  I’ve heard a rumor of a fire pit and jam session, too.

I peeled 44 peaches yesterday and baked 4 peach pies and 1 raspberry pie.

We went to a fundraiser for the town’s fire department yesterday.  It was held outside, in the parking lot of the old Methodist Church, which is now a gorgeous “event center”.    The band who played, “Neighbor John”, was a great blues band.  The sausages on the grill were homemade (secret recipe!) and the beer and soda were cold.

Check out Santa.  He likes bratwurst.  And Blues.

The beds are all made up for company.  Laundry is done.  Kitchen is clean.

It is good to sleep late on a Sunday morning.  I lost my voice Saturday night, but it came back.

This guy arrives this evening.

The Nebraskans arrive Wednesday.  They’d better be hungry.

I wish I could remember what was cooking in there.  Meatballs and sausage is the only thing I can think of.  It looks orange in the picture, but it really was a traditional red sauce, or “gravy” as they say in Rhode Island.  I took some to Janou’s husband–a true meatball lover–before I froze it.

I bought a voice recorder for music lessons and I think I love it.  I know I’ll love it once I figure out how to upload the recordings to the computer.

It is easier to play the violin while wearing a dress.  And a rhinestone bracelet.
And pink cowboy boots.

It is easier to be eaten alive by mosquitos while playing the violin and wearing a dress and pink cowboy boots.  Even when liberally sprayed with DEET.

Heading to the airport now,
More Pie

 

 

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Father Jon

Bless this song, oh Lord.

Thank you, Jon and Retired Mountain Lady, for another great oyster party.

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sore losers

I am the undisputed Mexican Train Dominoes Champion of the Universe.

Just sayin’.

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play me some mountain music

LIVE.

From Cougar Creek.

Kansas City

Tear My Stillhouse Down

Jambalaya

I’m Just An Old Chunk of Coal

Watermelon Man

The Blues Come Around

New River Train (with updated lyrics)

High Heel Sneakers

Hey, Good Lookin’

If I Were A Rich Man

The House of the Rising Sun

Folsom Prison***

***by special request, featuring Happy Jeff Tee,  Saddle Up the Chicken)

Soon to be in stores near you.

Available at amazon.com in late August.

Our Special Collectors Edition, featuring recipes for mountain wine, raspberry jam and peach pie, gardening tips, hiking trail information, plus coupons for gourmet goat cheese, will be available only by special order.  Contact Retired Mountain Lady or Dancing Mandolin Player after their grandchildren have gone home.

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bluegrass jam, strawberry cake

Look at this happy couple.  One month from now they will be married.  I think they were writing their wedding vows while they were down on the dock this afternoon.  Or maybe they were napping.  Here they are enjoying the bluegrass music.

While they were involved with “for better or for worse” details, Banjo Man and I went to the dump, which automatically means going to The Pantry and eating ice cream for lunch.

When we returned, my favorite brother-in-law had arrived!  You know, the one who looks like Burt Reynolds and plays the steel guitar and loves my pies.  He was so happy to be back home at the lake.  He missed band practice last night, but he worked on some of the new songs with us this afternoon.

It was a big day here.  A historic day.  Because….the Peach Man finally had Alberta Freestones!  I bought 2 boxes of them.  And a box of another kind, because they would ripen faster.  I don’t want to wait 3-4 days to eat peaches again.   I think I bought 100 peaches.  I hope I bought 100 peaches.

Tomorrow I will try a new peach-ripening technique I read about on a peach farmer’s blog which involves tea towels, linen napkins and a lot of counter space.  If you have recently bought 100 peaches too, you may want to check it out:   http://www.tallcloverfarm.com/74/the-best-way-to-ripen-peaches

After I filled the trunk of the car with fruit, we went into town to the weekly bluegrass jam held at a coffee shop owned by the Band Chicks’ mandolin/guitar/singing teacher, Doug.

It’s hard to get a clear picture of him because he is always in motion.  The Band Chicks love Doug.  We really do.

Meet Betsy.  She can really play that autoharp.  I had one of those in 5th grade and loved it.  Maybe it’s time to revisit 1961 and try again.

And this is Brady, who is 15 and plays a mean fiddle.  He started playing when he was six, which is better than starting at age 56 (Brady is smarter than I am).

All the music made us hungry, so I herded everyone back home and fired up the grill.  Remember I told you that Angela loves Woods sausages?  Well, I made her heart beat faster by grilling 20 or 30 pounds more  of them tonight.

During dinner we heard a voice calling our names from the road.  It turned out to be our drunk friend from town, Patty, and her patient and amused son-in-law.  Patty had been drinking Bud Lites at a nearby restaurant and the beer obviously went to her head.  When she escaped her husband’s 70th birthday party, she made a beeline to our house, her son-in-law hurrying behind her to keep her from harming herself.  And oh, do I wish I could put this on youtube, especially as her grandchildren screamed “Save Nanny!”

After the excitement died down and Patty had been removed from the premises, I forced the entire gang to eat fresh strawberry cake.

And I made them play dominoes.

I won.  Again.

Tomorrow J&A are going to ride in a seaplane, pick raspberries and visit the Farmer’s Market.   And they are going to blog **here** about Wednesday night’s band practice.  With pictures!

Stay tuned.

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the eagle has landed

Banjo Man is back in town.

And yes, he was holding forth on the dock tonight.

About Nebraska football, circa 1963.

I left the house at 8 AM today.  I remembered my violin, library books, music, camera, phone and purse.  But forgot coffee.  And breakfast.

No problem.  I stopped 90 minutes later for one of those evil sausage biscuits and coffee with real caffeine.  I needed the boost to drive the rest of the 100 miles to the airport.  Picked up Banjo Man, who was starving.  In fact, he was so hungry he wanted to go to one of those fast-food taco places.  He ate four tacos while I memorized the words to “The Blues Come Around” and drank Diet Coke.

Back home again, I had a short music lesson with Doug (the mandolin and guitar teacher who also helps our Chick Band arrange music) and learned some new fiddle riffs.  Then I met with Fiddlin’ Fred for a few minutes and he played some ragtime guitar for me.  Very impressive.  Tomorrow night is band practice, so I need to spend a few hours away from peach-pie-making to learn the new techniques.

While we were in town, we went to the grocery store and the library, and then I had my vision checked with “Dr. Julie”, an opthamologist with quilts hanging all over her offices.  They were gorgeous.  And I might need new glasses.

Then we headed home to the lake, where J&A (remember our newly engaged couple about to be married in a few weeks?) waited.  Jeff (he said I could use his real name) and I worked up a few songs between the fiddle and the guitar, and then Banjo Man joined us with his you-know-what.  Angela (she also said I could use her real name) pretended to enjoy it.  She’s a good sport.  🙂

Angela likes brownies, Woods’ sausages and breakfast at the Pack River Store.  She has a killer competitive streak when she plays dominoes and takes no nonsense from Banjo Man.

I hope she comes back again next year.

The four of us packed up wine, goat cheese, Wheat Thins and potato chips tonight and sat on the dock for an hour or so to enjoy the sunset.  Then it was back up the hill for beef stew, leftover enchiladas, pie and brownies.

Oh, and three rounds of Mexican Train dominoes.  Banjo Man won, and he will never let us forget it.  Angela intends to destroy him.   Round 2 tomorrow, after band practice and strawberry cake.

I love August.

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how to clean a dock

Conversation from July 5th:

Me:  Uh, honey, what’re those big cement things doing on the dock?

Banjo Man:  I told you about the flood. The water was so high it covered the dock. Any kind of storm could have wrecked it and then you wouldn’t have anywhere to take a nap.

Me:  Good point. So…

Banjo Man:  See that?

Me:  Duh.

Banjo Man:  You’re missing a photo op. 

And went back into his office.

I hate to miss a photo op.  Especially when there is a giant crane on a giant barge pushed by a giant tugboat right in front of the house.  I felt guilty there were no little boys around to enjoy watching the process with me.

And it was quite a process.

A discussion about the giant log trapped under the dock…

Attaching a hook…

Swinging into the air…

And doing it over again.

Obviously not Made in China.

Thank you for coming!

What an exhausting morning.  All of a sudden I am so sleepy.

Banjo Man, will you carry my chair down to the dock for me?

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