no, it wasn’t us, darn it

You may have heard that the $336 million dollar Power Ball jackpot was won by someone in RHODE ISLAND Saturday night.

It wasn’t us.

EVEN THOUGH Banjo Man was in Stop & Shop (the local grocery store chain where the ticket was purchased, but in a different town) Saturday and actually bought a Power Ball ticket (because I told him to)…it wasn’t us.

Rhode Island is a small state.  Chances are we will know someone who knows the winner.  But they haven’t come forward yet to pick up the check.  If they pick the payout option, they will collect about $220 million.  After state and federal taxes,  they’re left with approximately $120 million.  At least that is what the experts on the radio talk shows said yesterday.

Everyone is talking about it.

Meanwhile, we are back to work at our desks.  But I’ll keep you posted.

What would you do with $120,000,000????????

(I’d have the inside of my house painted.  Honestly, that’s the first thing that I came up with.  I’d have a painter & crew in here faster than you could say “Power Ball”.)

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everyone loves a free cobra

I gave up trying to sell this on Craigslist.  No one even wanted to make an offer.

So today I listed it on Freecycle (you can read my previous post about Freecycle HERE).

Seven people wanted it.  Seven emails in thirty minutes. Can you believe it?

I gave him/her to the first person who emailed, Dawn, who said her husband would love it.  Well, Happy Valentine’s Day to Dawn’s hubby, because he’s getting a stuffed king cobra instead of a box of chocolates or a heart-shaped pizza.

She’ll be here any minute to pick it up, so I set it where she’d see it when she drives up.

In the meantime, I hope it’s scaring the you-know-what out of the local squirrel population.

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purely primal cinnamon nut snack

Many thanks to Retired Mountain Lady for sharing her discovery of the Purely Primal blog last week!

I adapted their recipe for “gluten-free granola” last night and turned it into a snack for Banjo Man by not chopping the nuts, which made putting this together even faster.

Here’s the link to Purely Primal’s recipe (and I thank them very much for this!),  and here’s what I used:

1 cup walnuts
2 cups cashews*
1 package (maybe 1 cup) of macadamia nuts
1 cup almonds
1 cup pumpkin seeds

You can also add 1/2 cup unsweetened coconut and 1/2 cup of unsalted sunflower seeds (I didn’t have any).  The recipe calls for about 6 cups of ingredients (including the coconut and sunflower seeds) so you can use what you want as long as it totals about 6 cups.

*I had to use slightly salted cashews, because I couldn’t find unsalted ones.  The rest of the ingredients are supposed to be unsalted.  You know, because this is supposed to be healthy for you.

Now beat an egg white until it puffs up a bit and add 1 TBS cinnamon, 2 tsp. vanilla extract and 1/4 cup of pure maple syrup.  Pour it over the nut mixture and mix until it’s all coated.  It will all look very brown.

Bake on 2 parchment-lined cookie sheets at 300 degrees for about 25 minutes.  Let cool completely, then pour into Ziplock bags.  The folks at Purely Primal strongly suggest using parchment paper to avoid the whole mess sticking to the pans and I happily took their advice.  You can do what you want, especially if you like scrubbing cookie sheets, but I wanted to sit on the couch and watch The Bachelor in HD.

Banjo Man recently bought a ton of plain pumpkin seeds–he’d read they were a healthy snack–but I thought they tasted like soap chips and he wasn’t that crazy about them either.  So for some weird reason he went out and bought more.  I’m going to mix up the egg white/cinnamon/syrup/vanilla mixture and roast those pumpkin seeds tonight.

From my initial calculations, a 1/4 cup serving of this snack is about 275 calories.  So tread carefully.  I’m going to try sprinkling a little on my yogurt (plain, non-fat Greek) in the morning, along with the blueberries and apples and steel-cut oats and flax meal, for a change of pace.

Actually, the yogurt-and-healthy-stuff concoction is really lunch.  I doubt I could choke all that down at 5 or 6 or 7 AM.

Just a note:  we had a surprise mini-snowstorm this past weekend.
Very pretty, now go away.

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the girl with the lullaby voice

Chickie Williams.

Today is her birthday.  February 13th. 

“The Girl with the Lullaby Voice,” Chickie Williams was a longtime fixture of  country radio’s seminal Wheeling Jamboree, scoring a Top Five hit via the  1948 smash “Beyond the Sunset.” Born Jessie Wanda Crupe in Bethany, WV, on  February 13, 1919, she was a devoted fan of the Jamboree, the live  country music barn dance aired each Saturday night via Wheeling station WWVA. In 1935, she wrote to the program’s star attraction, Doc Williams  and His Border Riders, requesting they make a live appearance at the Reawood  Dance Hall in Hickory, PA. Crupe and Williams soon began a romance, finally  marrying in 1939. After giving birth to the couple’s three daughters, she  adopted the stage name Chickie Williams and joined her husband’s Jamboree  act in August 1946, contributing harmony vocals and later upright bass fiddle.  Two years later she notched her biggest hit with an original arrangement of the  hymn “Beyond the Sunset,” subsequently recorded by country legends including Hank Williams and Red Foley. Chickie was also a regular participant in Doc’s  pioneering tours throughout the northeast U.S. and Canada, and remained a Jamboree castmember for 52 years, retiring alongside Doc (a 61-year  veteran of the series) in 1998. After a long illness, Chickie died in Wheeling  on November 18, 2007. ~ Jason Ankeny, Rovi
Read more: http://www.answers.com/topic/chickie-williams#ixzz1m13rqnGn

I became a huge fan of hers when I was nine.  And this is how:

All of the kids in our neighborhood went to St. Catherine’s on Sunday mornings for catechism.  This meant we gathered in the basement in groups according to age and gender and were terrorized by the nuns into memorizing prayers and learning what sins would send us to purgatory and hell.

Then we would sit on folding chairs in the basement, boys on one side of the aisle and girls on the other, for Mass.  Seating was according to age.  No fidgeting was allowed.  We were certainly not invited into the church itself, unless it was to go to confession on Saturday afternoons and tell the priest we’d skipped church last Sunday to go to the lake with our grandparents.

We were not allowed to eat (Communion, you know), so as a skinny little hypoglycemic girl I would regularly faint during Mass.  The basement was stuffy and humid in the summer and on top of an empty stomach I just couldn’t help keeling over.  One of the nuns would half-drag me to a room beside the altar where there was fresh air coming in from a side door.  Thank God for fresh air.

Anyway, when it was my father’s turn to pick us up after church (the neighbors carpooled), he would go early and stop at a tiny used record store in order to browse through the albums.  For twenty-five cents he found Chickie Willliams.

We had been given a portable record player by a departing-for-sea Navy friend, but we didn’t have many records for it (hence my Dad’s search for inexpensive vinyl).  We hit gold with Chickie.  She sang sad songs about dead mothers, missing children, dying sons, dead lovers, scandals,  and lost love.  I memorized every one of them.  My father’s idea of entertaining friends was to sit my brother and me on top of the picnic table and have us sing, “The Baggage Coach Ahead” (a personal favorite of mine), about a young man traveling with the corpse of his wife on the train while his baby cries.

When Banjo Man and I were on our first road trip together (we’d been married 9 months), I entertained him by singing my repertoire of Chickie Williams songs as we drove across Nebraska.

He didn’t know whether to be impressed or appalled.  And then he became a fan, too.

Have a listen:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUEhU2bxoQY&feature=related

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in a slump

I am not playing music.  Not for weeks and weeks.  I wish I could figure out what the matter is.

No inspiration?

Not enough hours in the day?

Working too much?

No one to play with?

No music lessons to prepare for?

I miss the music.  I need to order the Headband system for the fiddle.  And the mini sound system.  And a plug adaptor for the new amplifier and the new microphones.  I need to have the lap steel restrung with the proper strings and then I need to start learning how to play it.  I have the book, so what am I waiting for?

A teacher, that’s what I’m waiting for.  We’ll be in Austin next month.  I should be able to find someone there who can explain the basics of a C6-tuned lap steel to me.

As far as the fiddle goes, I’m going to go through my lesson books and pick one.  And then I’m going to work my way through it, page by page.  Every day, no matter what.

I’m bringing my old fiddle to Texas so I can play for my grandson, who will certainly be impressed.  What 16-month old wouldn’t be???  I’d better learn a song, and fast.

There will be inspiration in Austin:  Hot Club of Cowtown, Ruby Jane, Warren Hood and Johnny Gimble.  I will worship at their feet and vow to practice more, but that is weeks away.

I am not quilting.  I am not singing.  I am working.  And working out.  And reading while I am working out.  I have stopped cooking. Life is very quiet, which is lovely.  But until I have a grip on this new book, my brain can’t concentrate on anything else.  I’m behind already, because my brain is old and tired and not accustomed to thinking this hard about people I made up in my head.

I slept for eleven hours last night.

Tonight we are going to a concert at the library.  There will be banjos and guitars and hopefully a fiddle or two.  I plan to close my eyes and pretend I’m listening to the Cougar Creek Band and tell myself I’d better get my act together.

Advice is welcome.

 

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unwanted and for sale

Write what you know is advice often given to would-be writers.  I’m not sure it’s such great advice, though.  Look at the Harry Potter books, Lord of the Rings and the other phenomenal fantasy novels.

Write about what you want to write about makes much more sense.

So in my new book I am writing about about a consignment store, which one of my characters owns.  Since I spend a lot of time in consignment stores I thought I should get something out of this pasttime besides pie plates and baking dishes and vintage tablecloths and accordion planters.

My (ahem) research has led me to the following conclusion:  Our kids don’t want our stuff.  Not that I blame them or expect them to.

But I think the subject of what people want (and don’t want) is fascinating.  It’s what my characters are dealing with: what to keep and what to throw away and the consequences that come from those decisions.  And of course I’m not just talking about stuff, but relationships and memories and grudges and everything else we carry around one way or another.

When I was 12 and accompanying my mother and real estate agents in the family’s search for a new home, we went into a house of an elderly person who had recently died.  It was an older, two-story home on a quiet street in town and inside it looked as if nothing had been touched since before the funeral.  The agent apologized for the mess and said the grown children wanted nothing.  Whoever bought the house would have to clean it out themselves.  Even as a kid I thought that was strange.  What about the photographs?  The dressers stuffed with clothes and jewelry?  The pictures and rugs and dishes?  Would everything be taken to the dump?  Or would the new owner love the idea of living with old things?

Recently I went to three consignment stores to study exactly what our kids won’t keep after we’ve been shipped off to a nursing facility or to that great Woodstock In The Sky.  I even made notes.   I wish I’d taken pictures.

What They Will Get Rid Of Without A Second Thought

end tables
glass vases
china, especially if it has roses on it
crystal goblets, wine glasses and dessert dishes
china closets
curtains
pianos and organs
collections of ceramic animals
large dolls dressed in elaborate outfits
Barbies
television stands
leather and/or fur coats
sofas
silverplate
costume jewelry
punch bowls
ice cream makers
books
video tapes, dvd’s
coffee tables
anything in a frame
linen, especially if it has to be ironed
maple dining room sets
ceramic planters
baking dishes & pie plates
cookie jars
old chairs
large dressers
bread machines

The shops are full of this stuff.

So I’m going to enjoy it all now.  My collection of ceramic horses is staying with me until the very end.

What are you keeping???

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superbowl blues

New England Patriots fans have had a rough Sunday and Monday.  The disappointment is palpable, I swear.

So…I did not spend Monday morning trying to find a New England Patriots Superbowl Champions t-shirt for my grandson, or hats for my sons.  Which was the bright side.

To be perfectly honest, I usually don’t care about the football game.  Every year we go to our friends Ruth and Kenny’s house to watch the game with their family and neighbors.  And every year Kenny makes hot dogs at halftime.  Every year I try to be polite and not elbow Kenny’s elderly parents away from the stove so I can get to the hot dogs first.

I talked Banjo Man out of trying out a new recipe (salmon bites) to bring to the party.  I think he was going to substitute herring and throw some other strange ingredients into the food processor (gives me the shivers just to think about it).  We brought a blueberry cake instead.

This year’s game was exciting and stressful and heartbreaking—and Banjo Man and I were cemented to the sofa watching every play.  Until just before the half, when it was time to check on Kenny’s progress with the dogs.

Kenny always has steamed rolls, chopped onions and relish.  Be still my heart.  Is there anything better?

Not at the Superbowl.  Not this year.

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the blues is my business…

…and business is good.

This is what I heard on the radio recently as I was coming home from Walmart.  The temperature was about 60 degrees and I had the truck window rolled down to let the February spring breeze air out the car.

Folks around here are calling this the “non-winter”.

I admit to having had a crabby week, but it’s hard to frown when the sun is shining and there is no snow and Walmart had a sale on potato chips and Etta James is singing on the radio and I’m heading to the library to pick up the book I’ve been waiting for since December.

Maybe I need to get out more often.

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a kindle fire library book

I bought a Kindle Fire in November.  Not because I had any desire to join the e-reader craze and not because I’m the kind of person who has to have the latest technological inventions.  I actually bought it to enable Banjo Man to give up the Blackberry phone he didn’t know how to use in the first place and to replace his method of checking email and stock reports while traveling with a simpler device.  (wow, that was a long sentence!)

Of course I should have known that my husband would not be the least bit interested in learning how to use a Kindle.  Even when it proved its worth by showing us a map when we were lost trying to find a restaurant that neither one of us remembered the address to.

I love books.  Love, love, love books.  Owning an e-reader of any kind seemed silly to me.  I get my books from the library.  I rarely buy them.  And I refuse to pay $12.99 to download a NYT-bestseller from Amazon when I can wait a week or two and get it free from the local library.

Then I learned that Amazon has free books, the books published before 1923 (or somewhere around then, meaning I downloaded all of Jane Austen’s book in five minutes).  And daily book deals (you have to search for the free ones).  And I discovered that many of my own novels had been reissued as e-books, which will mean extra bucks in the “future sound system” account.

But the best part of this Kindle Fire (aside from being able to check email and read websites along with reading books) is downloading library books.  There are a limited number available, so I have to wait my turn.  But…it doesn’t cost anything.

And I’ve discovered that reading on the Kindle is practically a luxury because (a) it props up nicely on the handles of the exercise bike and treadmill, leaving my hands free for holding my coffee mug and checking my pulse <g>, (b) I can read in bed at night without the light on (the screen is backlit), (c) I can make the font size as big as I want, (d) I don’t have to turn the pages, which can be a pain when my hands hurt and (e) I don’t have to haul books to Texas and will never run out of things to read on the plane even if the flights are delayed or cancelled.

Thanks for the Memories is a wonderful story.  I’m a big Cecilia Ahern fan and while this doesn’t have the heartbreaking drama of P.S. I Love You (didn’t you just love that movie?), it’s classic Ahern with quirky characters and Irish wit.

I’m now off to see what else I can find on the library’s e-zone website…

(yep, this is about as exciting as it gets here in Rhode Island in February)

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twinkie guilt

I don’t have any Twinkie guilt, but I do have Twinkies.

Aren’t they pretty?  I filled up with gas at the 7-11 and, with much anticipation and forethought, found them in the aisle across from the broiling hot dog machine.

I saw my endocronologist today.  She looks like Halle Berry and is young and adorable.  We’ve been trying for a year and a half now to discover why I am not losing weight.  I showed her my exercise chart (averaging 100 minutes a day) and she called me an athlete.

No one–and I mean NO ONE–has ever called me an athlete before.

It was quite thrilling.  So I bragged about my yoga groin/hip sprain.  That’s what athletes do.

Oh, and I lost a pound.  A pound in four months of yogurt and blueberries and Atkins bars and no bread and healthy (gag me) eating.  One lousy pound.

She also told me I should indulge my Wheat Thins love occasionally (didn’t I tell you she was adorable?).

She told me, “Listen to your body.”

(My body says stuff like stay in bed, paint your toenails purple, eat all the pepperoni you want.  It does NOT say eat a couple of Wheat Thins and a tub of tofu sprinkled with flax seed.)

I decided to celebrate my athlete status and my stupid one-pound weight loss with something totally forbidden and bad for me.  When was the last time you ate a Twinkie?  Years, I’ll bet.  Me, too.  I can’t wait.  I think I’ll drag it out for an hour or so.

Conversation when I arrived home this afternoon:

Banjo Man:  Wow, you went to a consignment store.  What are these?
Me:  Wilton baking pans.  I can make my own sheet cakes now.  Don’t touch the Twinkies.
Banjo Man:  Twinkies?  You’re eating Twinkies?
Me:  Yep.  After I take a picture of them for the blog.
Banjo Man: (peering closer)  How many are in there?
Me:  Three.  It’s a bonus pack.
Banjo Man:  Well, that’s okay.  After all, how many Twinkies are you going to eat after you die?     None, so you might as well–
Me:  What do you mean, none???  There will be Twinkies in Heaven!  Thousands of Twinkies!!  I’ll be eating all the Twinkies I want every day.  There will be DOGS and FABRIC and MUSIC–”
Banjo Man (holding up his hands in surrender) :  I get it!  Twinkies in Heaven or otherwise, what’s the point of being good?
Me:  Exactly.

Preview of the afterlife.

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