war

The yellow jackets are out with a vengeance right now. They are mysteriously attracted to me and won’t let me enjoy my life outside on the decks or the beach or even in my little garden.

I hate them and I have been working very hard to annihilate them.

First attempt:

We have four of these traps set out around the house.

This works well as long as there is stinky old salmon inside. The yellow jackets fly into the trap to eat the salmon, but they can’t get out. Lots of fun to watch–from a distance.

Here’s another one. The theory is that the yellow jackets eat the meat and then are so full they can’t fly, therefore toppling into the detergent-soaked water below.

This worked well with hamburger, but as you can see the chicken is not tempting them at all and has only drowned one wasp this morning. The bowl on the left is yesterday’s killing field. Alas, I am out of hamburger.

And yes, I know there are organic methods. I have tried them.

Check out the mint plant. The wasps love to sniff it instead of being repelled. See the cotton balls soaked with peppermint and lemongrass? Not a deterrent. I made up my own spray with water, detergent, and various oils (peppermint, clove, lemongrass) and yet…I still need the fly swatter if I am going to sit and try to read on the upper deck. I have had some luck hitting them with the fly swatter and then stepping on them as they lay stunned on the floor.

It’s very satisfying, but not relaxing.

So today I am bringing out the big guns.

There is POISON in that little plastic container. POISON mixed with stinky old salmon. “Fipronil” is the same poison used in tick and flea prevention drops. The wasps take their bits of poisoned stinky old salmon back to the nest and…voila! Death to all of the yellow jackets!

This is a solution that has worked in years past.

I am going to fix the trap–designed to keep birds and rodents safely out of it– to take down to the shore this afternoon. The wasps have been preventing me from sitting on the edge of the water and sifting through rocks in search of an elusive arrowhead. They have nests in the grass, I’m sure, and really take the fun out of sitting by the lake.

The weather is perfect right now–no smoke, no humidity and 80 degrees–and the only thing standing between me and reading a good book at the beach are these vicious little yellow jackets.

Today they die.

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the miracle of blueberries

They grow! Seven different varieties at Shingle Mill Farm meant we took a stroll through the farm and sampled each kind before buying two gallon bags.

They are picked.

They are cooked. I could hardly wait to get home.

And–voila!–they will be eaten.

Summer means freshly-picked blueberries and blueberry pancakes, doesn’t it? It certainly did when I was growing up (thank you, Grandma Winslow, for the berries).

Saturday morning I convinced Banjo Man to go to the annual Arts & Crafts Fair with me, so off we went to town on a beautiful summer day. We had hats, water, and the cooler. The artwork was impressive, as was the work the craftsmen had put into their creations. I bought a couple of little gifts, but we resisted the rest.

We kept reminding each other that we are downsizing.

The band at the Farmer’s Market was lively, as was the crowd. I bought a peppermint plant for the front deck, as I am once again at war with wasps and yellow jackets.

We ate lunch out and then still had the energy to go to Walmart for more wasp-killing supplies, socks and oranges.

I think it was the most exciting day we’ve had since Will left ten days ago.

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serenity

Banjo Man headed up to the cabin yesterday around 5:00. The afternoon was a bit cooler and breezier than previous days, so my mountain man decided he would take advantage of the weather and spend the night in the woods. He took enough food for three days, so I am not sure when he will return. I sent him with solar batteries, so he will be able to call me and keep me posted.

His recent blood test results showed no sign of the cancer returning. His treatment is still working and we are beyond grateful for the good news.

This was last night’s sunset as I sat on the porch, read the new C.J. Box novel (long-awaited but recently arrived on my Kindle from my RI library) and watched young ospreys practice flying from the safety of their nest.

Without Banjo Man’s chatty presence the evening was a quiet one. Once the sun set, I watched a rerun of PORT PROTECTION, ate a piece of angel food cake and went to bed at 9:30.

I never tire of the view.

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fifty years in montana

Our friends Kathy and Vada threw a party last Saturday. A very big party. Epic, even, to celebrate owning their river property for fifty years.

We’d thought the temps would hit 100, but we lucked out with an overcast afternoon of about 80 degrees. Kathy comes from a family of nine, so you can imagine the number of siblings, nieces, nephews, sons, daughters and grandchildren who were there. They camped all over the property for days and came from California, Vermont and points in between.

As old friends of 49-years, we were included!!!

Banjo Man estimated 100 people. I guessed 60.

Kathy never skimps on food, as you can see.

There was a horseshoe tourmament. Lots of visiting. Good-natured teasing, as always. Kids that I knew as teenagers are now–gasp!–in their 40’s. Kids I knew as babies were running back and forth to swim in the river and sneak cookies off the table.

I loved having time to visit with so many of them. It was fun to be in the middle of all the action!

Unfortunately there was one visitor who wasn’t allowed to join in the fun.

Maybe next time, big guy.

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trendy, maybe

As my rapid descent into “old lady-ness” continues, I have been forced to invest in a pair of Hoka walking shoes.

Hoka is a trendy brand, with many options for walking, running, training, etc. When an under-50 year old person sees my Hoka’s, their response is something like, “Oh, those are cool. I have three pairs for running.”

My over-60 friends nod knowingly. “Oh, yeah,” they say. “Foot problems, huh?”

Yes. Foot problems. My Easy Spirit clogs, which I’ve worn exclusively for two decades, can no longer keep up with my declining issues. My Clark sandals can’t either. I spend five months of the year cooking while standing on a tile floor. I needed help.

So…here are the Hoka’s. I love wearing them, despite the orthopedic look. My feet are much happier. Last week I made it through a shopping trip to Costco and Walmart on the same day and never whimpered, limped, or made Banjo Man drop me off at the door to either store.

The treadmill awaits…

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i just bought a bison

A 12″ x 12″ square of one, that is.

And you are wondering why. Of course you are.

Life is full of surprises, as the saying goes. Around here the surprises have been good and bad and we survived the bad ones and celebrated the good ones. Don’t we all!

Will’s leaving the bbq pit and embracing the world of teaching elementary school was a great surprise, one that recently led to my making classroom quilts and shopping for animal skins on Etsy.

Because? FRONTIER FRIDAY!!!! Will’s change of classroom from 4th grade to 2nd has given him freedom to teach a little US History his own way, hence the once-a-month “Frontier Friday” and the various activities Will has been creating all summer. I think there will be panning for gold, a trading post, coonskin caps, arrowheads and–ta da!–identifying animal skins.

Check out the moose hide and the rabbit pelts, purchased here in Idaho:

Contributions of all kinds are welcome, should you have any skins, furs, bones, etc. in your basement and you don’t know what to do with them.

Another surprise:

The Funny Grandson sent this picture yesterday. He is learning how to cook Shepherd’s Pie and says he is going to make it for all of us next summer. Grandma is very excited about this.

And then there was my surprise from Wayfair Saturday. Just so you know, this is not the cast iron grill basket I ordered two weeks ago.

At first Banjo Man and I couldn’t figure out what it was. A treadmill desk? Googling soon produced the answer: a bamboo bathtub caddy.

It is quite lovely and expandable and even has a book holder, but we can’t use it. Wayfair refunded my money for the grill pain and told me to keep and/or donate the “wrong item”.

And because Daniel Boone and Lewis & Clark never used bathtub caddies, we are giving this away to the first person who wants it. Come and get it!

What was your best surprise this summer?

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#83

Wednesday’s birthday lunch? Jimmy John’s #15, a deluxe version of tuna salad.

Doesn’t Banjo Man look happy? We had taken Will to the airport at 10:30. So sad to see him go, but he has a second grade classroom to prepare and two-step lessons to continue.

He can’t keep hanging out with the old folks, playing Canasta and watching over us.

Priorities.

One last goodbye in blue shirts.

After Costco, JJ’s and Walmart, we headed home to the lake to unpack a carload of groceries and crash in our chairs to watch the final episode of RACE TO SURVIVE: NEW ZEALAND.

The night before Banjo Man and Will had taken one last kayak excursion together.

No arrowheads were found, but a good time was had exploring the shores.

So our summer now shifts from family joy to quiet time. We were down on the dock and the beach yesterday afternoon. A heat wave begins today.

It’s August.

Life is good.

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at least he tried

Banjo Man was in charge of dinner Sunday night. He roasted chunks of Yukon gold potatoes and baked salmon.

It was his night to shine.

The meal’s crowning glory was Banjo Man’s attempt at duplicating his sister Marge’s watermelon dessert.

It was supposed to look like this, I’m sure:

https://jeanettedonnarumma.com/watermelon-basket/

But alas…

He plopped this down on the center of the table and beamed with pride.

He’d used a large ice cream scoop to hollow out mounds of watermelon. And yes, his heart was in the right place.

#notcompetingonMasterChefanytimesoon

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cabin fever, the brunch version

On July 11, Banjo Man hosted an event up at his cabin. I supplied the coffeecake and he supplied the bacon, cereal, milk and orange slices.

Can you tell how happy he is to be cooking in his “new” kitchen? He worked hard this summer to make it look nice. Shelves and paint are the highlighted decor elements.

The Funny Grandson and his father played chess while they waited for bacon.

I didn’t quite know what I had gotten myself into.

Feel free to come up with your own captions.

Voila! Breakfast is served!

And so Banjo Man’s dreams were fulfilled for another season.

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life is just a bowl of…

There’s a pie in there somewhere.

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