day three and the duke

“Rain” is a four letter word.

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This was the first half of day three.  We ended up pulling over, with a lot of other cars, to wait out the worst of it.  But the storm went on and on and on….

We had a good driver, though.

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Story Man (Son #2)

Between storms we stopped for gas and saw a historic marker: Birthplace of John Wayne!!! And only 14 miles south of the interstate!

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I bought a John Wayne coffee mug.

And then another horrible thunderstorm hit. Have I told you how tired I am of rain and thunder and wind and lightning?

2014-06-19 055Ten hours after we left our hotel, we crossed into Nebraska!!!

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have you ever seen the rain? day two.

(Anyone know who recorded that song???)

I shall have to think about that.  In the meantime, let me tell you about day 2.  We were still in Pennsylvania, of course.  500 miles from home, but still in Pennsylvania.

Sigh.

I started out the day behind the wheel, as I’d been awake since 5, was the first person in the breakfast room and generally anxious to get going.

The men in my life weren’t moving as quickly.

I drove through rain and construction for the first hour, then it was just cloudy.  We entered Ohio and Son #2 (who wants a new nickname–any suggestions???) took over.

Somewhere near Indiana the sky turned dark.  As in, “Auntie Em!  Auntie Em!”  I wouldn’t have been surprised to see Dorothy pedaling past on her bicycle.

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Scary stuff.

And then the thunderstorm began.  I was so glad I wasn’t driving.  Here’s what it looked like:

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This is what we saw of Indiana.
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We followed the semi with its flashing lights for almost an hour.

And then, FINALLY, it was over.

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We finally made it through Indiana and half of Illinois, racking up another 492 miles before reaching a Hampton Inn and a Crackerbarrel restaurant.

I decided to relax in the indoor pool for a while, while my son went to the exercise room to use the treadmill and Banjo Man caught up on work in the room.  It was just me and the inflatable blue whale bouncing around the pool last night, until Son #2 came in to ask if I had looked out the window lately.

Yep, another storm raged outside the huge windows.  I hadn’t even noticed, except for wondering why the overhead lights were flickering (that was lightning, my son explained, suggesting I get out of the pool).

Once he knew I wasn’t going to be electrocuted, he borrowed a deck of cards from the woman at the front desk and we finished off the day with an hour of Pitch.  I won.

(Banjo Man thinks we drove through two thunderstorms on Wednesday, but I’m too tired to remember clearly, except to say that it was a really awful day and we were happy to be off the road at 5:30 pm.)

 

 

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a little more about day one, 2014

I am not a big fan of Pennsylvania.  It’s a very, very wide state.  It takes many, many hours to drive across it.  There is traffic.  And huge semi trucks.  And confusing road signs.

Banjo Man was not pleased when, while driving through construction in Scranton, to see that the GPS had died.  I was asleep, having driven the first 150 miles of the day.  Of course we got lost, having missed some kind of crucial turn and possibly a detour.

We learned the fuse to the cigarette lighter had blown, meaning the GPS with its lovely pink line identifying our route, was not charging.

Son #2 produced a map and calmed us down.

Banjo Man returned to the back seat, where he had set up an office and study area.

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He has decided he will leave the driving to us.

 

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yes, it’s embarrassing

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on the road, 2014

Yep, we’re on the road.  Details tomorrow, plus a couple of pictures of an overpacked car…

I have to go to bed now.   I really do.

492  miles today.

Statistics:

2:  dead deer

1:  Wendy’s

1.  Subway

1.  Roadhouse Restaurant

 

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happy father’s day

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the joke’s on banjo man

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I told Banjo Man I bought them for the lake, because they were on sale here in Rhode Island.

He looked stunned.  As in:  who would buy pool noodles 3000 miles away from the water?

“Why?” he choked out.

“They were on sale.”

“Uh, we already have pool noodles at the lake,” he reminded me, still staring at the bobbing noodles I held under my arm.

“Not enough,” I assured him.  “We need more.”

“We do?”

“Yup.”  I waited for the explosion.  I kept a straight and cheerful face.  I was One with the Pool Noodles.

There was silence.  His eyeballs were spinning.  Really.  Spinning.  He stared at me and then took a deep breath.

“Well,” he said, defeated.  “Okay.”

And that’s when I totally lost it.  I howled.  I screamed.  I giggled and guffawed and laughed until I cried.  The thought of packing six-foot pool noodles into an already full car was the funniest thing I could imagine.   But I’d tricked him into thinking that was what I wanted to do.

“Gotcha,” I finally stammered.

Poor Banjo Man.  He didn’t know what to think.  His wife was insane.

“I bought them for my cowboy boots,” I explained.  “You use chunks of these instead of stuffing them with tissue.  I saw it on Pinterest.”

He still didn’t know how to react.

Somehow the joke still wasn’t funny.

But I laughed off and on for two days.

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the cousins reunion

We had a great time. Can you tell??

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The cousins washed Banjo Man’s old truck. Banjo Man loves it when there are boys to boss around.

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Banjo Man in his tick-prevention outfit.

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Sarge fixed the battery.

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Some of us dressed up.

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Sarge taught his cousins how to shoot a rifle.

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Son #2, wearing the green shirt, is standing above the ground hog’s burrow entrance.

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Nephew Thomas taking a shot.

Nephew Thomas taking a shot.

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Check out the Army-themed thumb nail!!  Son #2 nicknamed her “Nannie Oakley”.

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Saturday morning breakfast.

We ate a lot. A lot!!!

We watched the Belmont.

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One of us took a nap and missed dinner Saturday night.  We didn’t mind.  He needed the rest.

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Sunday afternoon we played a new card game (thanks, Sarge!).

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We ate more.

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We killed the ground hog. Before you feel sorry for the ground hog and assume that we are a family of animal assassins, please understand that this angry, aggressive ground hog had attempted (twice!) to come through a window screen to attack Banjo Man. We couldn’t mow the lawn this spring, because this ground hog had turned into a terrorist. Banjo Man was very afraid. We borrowed a gun. We learned how to shoot. And we solved the problem before anyone was hurt by a very nasty animal. We’ve coexisted with the ground hogs here for over twenty years and this was the first time we had to defend ourselves.

May the little b*****d Rest In Peace.

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We had a sneak peek at the new Army dress uniform. Doesn’t Sarge look handsome? Check out all of those medals!!

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We don’t know how to top this reunion. The next one will have to be spectacular. I mentioned that the only way to have a more exciting reunion next time would be if someone got married, but the two bachelors in the group were less than thrilled at the thought. They may have even been horrified.

Oh, well. I’ll come up with something. Or the cousins will!

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yes, you can have too much fabric

Okay, so I own a lot of vintage fabric.  I did actually sew with it.  Really, I did.  I cut up yards and yards and yards of it, made Christmas stockings for animal rescue charities, and pillows and quilts for the house.

I loved it.  And I loved collecting it.  And washing it.  And even ironing it.

My French Friend Janou is having her second annual giant yard sale next month.  I had a plan.  I would sort my fabric and vintage drape panels.  I would measure and iron and photograph and label and package each piece into giant ziploc bags.  I would price them and have a huge table at the yard sale.

So last weekend I set up a table in the basement and I sorted, ironed, photographed, labelled and packaged 40+ drape panels and curtains and chunks of vintage fabric.

It took a very long time.

But……Banjo Man asked what I was doing, as I don’t normally hang out in the basement unless I’m using the treadmill.  And there were plastic bins filled with fabric on the treadmill.  So I told him about the yard sale and my Big Plans To Make Money By Selling Vintage Fabrics.

The poor man went white.  As much as he wanted me to “get rid of stuff”, he had to break the news that THERE WAS NO ROOM IN THE CAR.

“Three guitars, a banjo, violin and sound system, plus Son #2,” he pointed out. “We have to mail our clothes to the lake, remember?”

Oh.  Yeah.  I forgot about that.

Damn.

So here is some of what is staying in the basement.  Maybe I’ll open up an Etsy shop next winter.

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never-ending clutter

I’ve spent the last three days in the workshop/storage area of the basement.  I’ve hauled ladders and storage bins and books and vintage fabrics and china and, well, you name it and I’ve moved it.

One of these days I will conquer all of this “stuff”. Everything Banjo Man and I own and treasure will be safely stored in appropriately labelled plastic containers and stored on efficient shelving.

Until then I attempt, once or twice a year, to deal with what I can. I sort and pack and redistribute and, in an increasingly desperate attempt to be organized, I take unwanted stuff to the Salvation Army.

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And then I bought more plastic containers and went home, back to the basement, to continue the sorting and tossing and repacking.

Banjo Man was thrilled. He was even inspired to put his own treasured souvenirs and letters into plastic containers, too.

That’s progress.

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