last season of river monsters

 

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photo courtesy of Animal Planet

The ninth and final (sob!) season of River Monsters begins tonight, 9 PM Eastern time.

I am thrilled and sad at the same time.

According to Jeremy Wade, he has checked off all of the “monsters” on his list and there are no more to find.  He’s satisfied with his fishing achievements (which means he’s the only fisherman in the world who is).

I’ve been awake since 4:30 AM.  I had a dream where Banjo Man took my diamond ring and my cell phone and traded them for newer and uglier versions.  He thought I’d be pleased.  Instead I was so angry I punched him in the nose.

And then I woke up.

I’m enjoying the sunrise with a mug of coffee.  After several days of rain, this streaky pink and blue sky is a welcome sight.

My basement cleaning project continues.  As soon as I make more room on these shelves, I’ll start in on my upstairs closets and move some things downstairs.

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There is also my mother’s giant plastic bin (so heavy it can’t be lifted) of old photographs to sort through.

I think I’ll put them in bags and take them upstairs to examine from the couch while I wait for Jeremy’s new fishing season to begin.

In the meantime, I’ll be in the basement sorting through vintage fabrics, books, clothes and an odd assortment of cooking pans.

Word for the day:  ruthless.

 

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and the cleaning begins

IMG_2802In May of 2013 I went through a few bins of my vintage fabric and measured, ironed, folded and labeled them.  They went into large plastic zip-lock bags and, alas, stayed there.

I’ve been busy.

A suitcase-load went to the lake, to be sold at My French Friend Janou’s yard sale.  She is famous for her yard sales, by the way.  It’s amazing how organized she is and how much stuff she can assemble to sell.

But I’m flying to the lake this year (in 49 days!!!) and won’t be bringing fabric to sell.  I have to do it another way.

I considered Etsy, but there is a hassle with state tax and registering as a business here in RI.  To get involved in setting up a business in this state is like sticking one’s toe in an alligator pit of red tape, one that will never let me go.

I then thought about taking fabric to the local consignment store, but I don’t think I’d make much money–even if they would accept vintage drapes, etc.  I’m going to ask this afternoon, when I drop off some casserole dishes and platters.

UPDATEThe local consignment store is taking “incoming appointments” in September.  The earliest I could bring in my dishes, etc is September 28 at 11 AM.  Obviously that’s not going to work with this weekend’s cleaning schedule.

I’d like my precious vintage fabrics to go to people who would appreciate them, would “ooh” and “ahh” and imagine the lovely things they would make or the windows they would cover.

Which leaves Ebay.  The downside is the time spent listing each piece.  Descriptions, photos, shipping estimates…well, it all takes time.  A lot of time.

So I’m going to list a few things and see how it goes.  See if it’s worth it.

In the meantime, I am donating bags of clothing (my bin of beloved small-sized jeans included!) to Big Brothers & Sisters, because the Salvation Army no longer has a drop off place within 30 miles.  I am being brutal in getting rid of precious outfits that haven’t fit me in ten years.

The pain won’t last.  When I get freaked out, I jump on the treadmill (just feet away from all of the bins of “stuff”) and walk for a mile.  That helps.

Would anyone like an evening bag? 

 

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the easter gumbo that almost wasn’t

I am a proud Maker of Gumbo.  I make four different kinds, depending on the expectations of the people who will be eagerly holding their empty bowls and waiting for dinner.

I am accustomed to praise, awe and gratitude whenever I make gumbo.  This is the honest truth.  (I had one disaster in Texas about seven years ago, due to old spices and a difficult pan, but we all try not to talk about that).

For my mother’s birthday–to be celebrated on Easter Sunday with her nearest and dearest friends–I intended to make a Shrimp-Okra gumbo.  No andouille sausage and no chicken, just a more refined gumbo with shrimp as the star.  The roux would be darker, the vegetables finely minced.

So on Saturday I minced onions, green peppers and celery (Banjo Man was busy with taxes, so I was on my own with a knife and cutting board), enough for a double recipe.  I retrieved my coveted shrimp bouillon cubes for the broth, assembled the spices and made the roux.

The roux, brown and silky, was a triumph.  The vegetables went in–the smell was pure New Orleans Restaurant–and it all went together beautifully.  I defrosted and sautéed two packages of cut okra, added them to the mix and let it simmer (the shrimp would be added shortly before serving it the next day).

I tasted it, but the flavor wasn’t good enough.  So I added more salt and thyme, cooked it a little more, then refrigerated the gumbo in its giant pot overnight, hoping that another 12 hours would let the flavors meld.

No such luck.  I heated it Sunday morning.  Something was off.  Was my oregano old?  Or was it the cayenne pepper?  In my haste to solve the problem, I burned it.  Yep, the bottom of the pan was a burned layer of okra and vegetables.  So I got another giant pan and poured the rest of the gumbo (which didn’t taste burned) into it, scrubbed the black layer from the pot before Banjo Man could venture upstairs and ask questions (I didn’t need questions!) and texted my daughter.

Yes, she said, she would buy two more bags of frozen okra for me on her way to the house.  I asked if she would get three bouquets of peach or rose tulips, too?  My centerpiece is too big for the table.  Yes, she said, no problem.

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Too big for the table!  I know you’ve seen this tablecloth before–I have 3 of them–but they are so cheerful I can’t resist.

Back to the gumbo…

I would have to make another batch, and fast.  So luckily I had a bag of frozen–don’t tell anyone–chopped green peppers and a bag of frozen chopped (not finely minced, but what the hell) celery, peppers and onions.  So I made another lovely–if I do say so myself–roux (hot oil + flour and cooked over high heat, stirring constantly, until it is dark chestnut brown), added the frozen vegetables (thank you, Walmart frozen food section), more shrimp bouillon broth (heated separately) and the spices.

NancyK arrived with the tulips and the okra, so I defrosted and sautéed it (in my new square copper pan, boy is that easy to clean!) and dumped it into the new gumbo.

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The table looked much better with three of these tulip bouquets.

Then I combined both gumbos and tasted it again.  Not bad, but would it be better when the shrimp was in?  I had to know.

So it was time to defrost the shrimp, purchased specially because the shrimp were from the Gulf and not Indonesia.  It’s hard to find USA shrimp in New England (as opposed to Texas).  The problem was that we had saved it for so long that it had FREEZER BURN and looked like cauliflower.

So NancyK and I raced to the grocery store six miles away and bought five bags of frozen, peeled, deveined and de-tailed shrimp and I don’t know where the hell it came from and didn’t care, either.  Our guests were arriving in twenty-six minutes.

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Thank goodness for this.

NancyK defrosted the shrimp in batches, under cold water, while I readied the brown rice and the white rice.  I unfortunately forgot to set the timer.  The white rice would take 25 minutes and the brown 40 minutes, but the damn brown rice took too long and wasn’t cooked until after the first round of gumbo was consumed.

Now I know you’re wondering how the gumbo tasted.  Everyone there said it was wonderful, but honestly?  I wasn’t totally convinced.  A layer of flavor was missing and I still don’t know what it was.

That bugs me.

We also had ham.  Sweet potato casserole.  Beans!  Coleslaw.  Sangria!  Birthday cake.  It was so much fun.  Maddy, the nineteen-year old granddaughter of Mayme and George, was a special guest (we hope she’ll come back over and over again) and won a scratch ticket in the Easter Egg Hunt.

Yes, there was an Easter Egg Hunt.

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I filled all the eggs–except the hot pink ones–with candy.  Banjo Man hid them in the back and side yards.  Everyone was told to find four eggs.  Amidst the complaints that the pink eggs had no candy, I produced six lottery scratch tickets.  Those lucky enough to have found the hot pink eggs had chances to win $500-$2000.

Very few of us (if any?) had gambled with these scratch tickets before, so there was a lot of hilarious confusion over how it worked.

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George won $3.00.  NancyK won $1.00.

Not exactly a Big Money kind of egg hunt, but we enjoyed the fresh air and Banjo Man’s cascading rock water fountain before we returned inside for birthday cake.

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Ginny spells with jelly beans!  So pretty.

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Mom’s 91st birthday.

I gave Mom containers of gumbo for future meals and froze the rest of it, along with 10 cups of brown rice.  Fresh red pepper and file powder might help, but I’m going to wait a few weeks before I try again.  My Gumbo Queen ego is a bit crushed.

It was a lovely day, one of the best Easter parties ever.

 

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I love tulips.

 

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easter prep

 

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These tulips are not going to make it until Sunday.

 

It’s that time of year again, but this Easter I’m hosting the party at our house instead of my mother’s.  After all, I have a dishwasher.  And plenty of chairs.  We decided to keep things simple and not cart all of the food over the hill and through the woods to Grandma’s house.

Seriously.  It’s through the woods and over the hill, to be exact.

If you look closely at the above picture, you will see the gorgeous “Art of the Pie” cookbook I just picked up from the library.  I’m experimenting with pie crusts right now.  You’ll also notice the new “Gumbo” cookbook, purchased in New Orleans last December.

We’re having shrimp-okra gumbo along with the ham.

There will be plastic eggs, candy and yes, those cloth napkins definitely need to be ironed.

And then there’s the stuff on the kitchen island.

 

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Some of this stuff is dirty and some of this stuff is clean.

 

Check out the open kitchen window.  Can you believe it?  Warm (er) weather at last!  See the flowers by the sink?  I have big plans for them as a centerpiece.

The cans are all beans.  Four different kinds.  I’m thinking about making that recipe for Sunday, if I have the time.   The brown paper bag contains white wine and Austin’s Deep Eddy lemon vodka.

My most pathetic Easter was back in the ’80’s, in Idaho.  We were trying to come up with ideas to raise money to build a community center and the Saturday before Easter Sunday about a dozen of us organized–and cooked!!!– the first annual Ham Dinner fundraiser.  I think 98% of the town showed up.  Aside from helping with all of the cooking, Dancing Mandolin Player and I created about 100 little bags of candy so the children in town could have an Easter Hunt behind the elementary school (the dinner was being held in the basement cafeteria).  Right after we “hid” all the bags, and minutes before the children were ready to “hunt”, dark clouds flew in from the lake and pelted all of us with hail.  And rain.  And wind.

It was very sad.

The Ham Dinner was a big success (and continued on for quite a few years after), but on Easter morning I was so tired I could barely move.  I remember struggling to lift one eyelid to admire the baskets my three children were so excited about, but then I descended back into oblivion.  For hours.  And hours.  And hours.  I missed most of the day and I still feel badly about that.

Do you think they remember?

It’s always a little scary to hear their stories of their childhood, in their point of view. 

 

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cupcakes, birthdays and sunshine

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Sunday afternoon Banjo Man went down the street to Sam and Claire’s birthday party.  Sam turned four and Claire was one, so family and friends gathered for a sunny afternoon outdoors.  (Outdoors!  In the sun! Can you believe it?)

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There were gorgeous cupcakes.

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And gorgeous children.

What a fun way to greet Spring!

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bordertown

“Is there a show we can watch?”

I’ve heard this particular question from Banjo Man for months now.  Life is easier, I’ve learned, when we are starting or in the middle of watching a new series on dvd or Netflix or Amazon.  The question is so easy to answer then.

But when we are trying to find something new?  That gets complicated.

We’ve become accustomed to streaming “content” while we eat dinner in front of the television.

We can do that because we are older now and no longer have to set an example or dish out portions of casseroles to six hungry children.

It’s very relaxing on the couch.  My version of the 1950’s tv stand is a little old round table I bought for $1.00 at a yard sale.  It’s so ugly that when we have company I hide it in my bedroom.  But it’s the perfect height and size for a dinner plate, fork and glass of water.

So…back to the question, “Is there a show we can watch?”

Luckily, while browsing through Netflix titles, we discovered this dark crime series, “Bordertown”.

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It’s a Netflix Original, a crime thriller set in a town on the Russia-Finland border.  The main character, a police detective, is pretty much a genius at solving murders.  But he and his family want a less stressful lifestyle in a smaller town, so he takes a job heading a new crime-solving team far from Helsinki.

There are subtitles, which Banjo Man loves.  The crimes are solved within 2 or 3 58-minute episodes, but there are clearly story arcs that could continue over several seasons.

There are times it gets confusing, due to most of the women in the show being blond.  After all, this is Finland.

Many times, over the course of the first mystery (which covered three episodes), Banjo Man turned to me and railed, “I thought she was dead!”

I had no clue either.  So many blond teenagers! We had to wait it out, read the subtitles and eat our roasted broccoli.

If you like the “Harry Hole” books (set in Norway) by Jo Nesbo or the series “Department Q” (Denmark) by Jussi Adler-Olsen, you might want to give this a try.

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no sign of spring

I did a little shopping today.  April is “birthday month” here.  This year the ages range from 1 to 91 (and in between).  So I went to my favorite local store, “Simple Pleasures” to browse.

I purchased a little dress-wearing bunny for the one-year old.

And I spent about forty minutes browsing all the lovely things for babies and weddings, clothing and jewelry, birthdays and housewarming gifts, bags and cards and candles.

And signs.  Like this one.

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I’m afraid my “crazy” is showing.  I’m taking this cold, windy, wet, non-Spring weather personally.  Lately I’ve deteriorated into pacing around the house and cursing the gray skies that fill my view from the office windows.  The weather has been making me miserable.  I am tired of gray.

Yesterday’s shopping day with my mother was spent dealing with torrential rains, mall parking lots and hoping the umbrella wouldn’t blow away or break in the gusting winds.

This morning I caught a glimpse of blue sky and by 10 AM there was a brightness about the air.  By the time I raced around the house (shower, make up, clean jeans, feed the birds!) to enjoy the beautiful day, it was… gone.  The clouds came back, the wind whipped up and the temperature dropped.

Growling and snarling, I grabbed the car keys and my travel mug–hot coffee, hurray!–and ventured out anyway.  Why waste a shower and eye-liner?

So I mailed the Easter pillow cases to the Funny Grandson, bought the well-dressed bunny, purchased a new tablecloth for the lake house and filled a grocery store shopping cart with tulip plants.

In 61 days I will be sitting in the sun.  On the dock.  At the lake.  Until then, I’m going to try to keep the crazy tucked in.

At least when I’m out in public.

 

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goodbye, old friend

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The giant oak that has shaded the patio and half of our house for the past twenty-six years is dying.

We are very sad about that, but the time has come to do something about it before half of this oak tree crashes onto our new roof.

The “tree man” came today and gave us a price.  He’ll call later with a date.  I will have coffee and doughnuts for the crew that morning.

And Valium for Banjo Man.

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getting ready for easter

Another holiday, another set of pillowcases.

Too much fun, I tell ya!

Yesterday was a miserable, windy, rainy day.  But because I had no Easter-themed fabric I dug out my rain coat and drove south for 20 minutes to a fabric store.  No storm is going to keep me from sewing!

Joy.

 

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In process.

 

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Finished!

 

 

 

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birthday gal

We ordered margaritas, but one of us had to prove she was under 21!!!!  The other three of us (whose combined ages totaled 231) were shocked and very, very amused.

How hilarious!

NancyK turned 37 on  Saturday and we celebrated by going out for an Italian dinner Sunday afternoon.

 

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Cheers to the gal with the baby face.

Banjo Man ordered a vegetarian pizza.

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Back home we ate cake.

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No,  I didn’t bake this one.  Triple chocolate was a hit!

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Such a happy smile.

And the sun was shining!  The four of us were giddy from blue skies, sunshine, chocolate and pasta.

I think I love April.

 

 

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